hey paul, what do you know about sweden?

Their women have been making British girls look ugly since 1428

How does your wife feel about your bromance with Jason?

Good question! She doesn’t mind it until we start getting weird. And shit gets weird really fast!

get your twitter verified. then i can tweet you, you can tweet me! but if you dont like that idea, i can always just write to you here on tumblr. :) btw, you are my fav. actor and jen aniston is my fav actress. I would love to meet you guys someday.

I quit Twitter because it was way to complicated! 

is christina applegate going to be in anchorman 2? ps, love u
Anonymous

Most likely! 

you're pretty perfect. come to twitter, I know what you said before about the fake accout but it doesnt matter, we'll help you out and I bet you'll get A LOT more followers than that account. please please please do it. I'm not the only one asking okay!!!!!!!!!! ♥

I was on it for like 2 hours and I was so confused. It’s too hard!

what's your facebook? ;)
Anonymous

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003762287327

I like you, Anon. Keep it on the dl!

So I recently met Bradley Cooper and saw on his phone that he had facebook open. Since you gave out Jason Sudeikis' facebook will you give out Bradley's? Even though he always denies having one, we all know he does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
I’m fucking hungry!

thought you should all know!